Icey-Fire

She was standing there. Just staring at me. I didn't know if I had something on my face or if she just thought I was stupid. Either way I called her out for it, "See something you like, babe?" She scoffed and said, "You're disgusting, you know that right? I mean come on? Who in their right mind scarfs down four foot-long Subway subs?" "Babe if I could eat you it would be so much better," I retorted with a wink. "Ewe. Your parents are probably in debt over all of the money they spend on your obnoxious appetite." "Your boobs are probably tired of being in that shirt all day." "Your eyes are probably burnt from looking at your reflection on